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electro-mindless:

http://jedhenry.tumblr.com/
WOW, these are so cool. Originality points.

Japanese prints ftw!

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animangaheart:

My Favorite by *Rusky-Boz

animangaheart:

My Favorite by *Rusky-Boz

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shortiduwop:

I had to do more research because this blew my mind. I found this article on Crack.com
I took out the part about her Bleaching her skin. Not because others don’t agree but because the more investigated the more unlikely it was. yes she was from spain and apparently of Mediterrian  decent but she was also white which means she tans just as well as she becomes pale.  Also skin lightening permanently damages your skin, If she had been doing so I think it would have been more noticeable. its extremly hard to bleach or lighten your skin without it being noticeable especially in those times.  However what I do notice with my own eyes, not just this picture but others is that her nose looks narrow and maybe she got some work done her teeth  after her makeover. I don’t want to slander and accuse someone of  altering their skin color if not true because its no joke 
One of the defining silver screen sex symbols, Rita Hayworth was born with the much less American-sounding name, Margarita Carmen Cansino.
She was raised in a Spanish dance family, and spent much of her childhood dancing in bars (see? It’s totally a legitimate way to raise a kid.) After Hayworth, er, Cansino’s father moved the family to Hollywood, the 16-year-old signed with Fox studios. She tried a few minor roles, but never got her big break. Fox studios decided not to renew her option.
The Metamorphosis:
Columbia Pictures came along and, not being much for political correctness, pretty much told Cansino that her lack of success was due to her being way too Spanish-y. So, Cansino agreed to go along with a few surgical processes, such as:
A. Painful Hairline Electrolysis
Cansino had a low hairline, which pegged her as a Latina. This is the same discrimination which kept Vega out of the World Warrior tournament, until he wore a mask to conceal his hairline.
Cansino submitted to getting electric shocks to kill her follicles and stop them from growing. Keep in mind this is the 1930s, when “anaesthesiology” usually meant “stroking your hand while you chugged from a flask of bourbon.” Next time you have a hot hair curler or a live wire, poke yourself in the forehead with it several hundred times. Now you’re as pretty as Rita Hayworth… well, not yet, you still need some…
C. Hair Color and Name Change
Carmen Cansino became Rita Hayworth. Her dark hair was died auburn. The transformation complete, Rita Hayworth now looked Saltine enough for Columbia:
Not five years before, the young immigrant’s daughter was dancing in smoky bars for coins. After her “honky-fication,” she became the hottest thing in sanctioned Armed Forces self-pleasure. A picture of her kneeling on a bed in a nightgown sold 5 million copies. Her likeness was fashioned on the side of atomic bombs.
Columbia starred Hayworth in many successful pictures, most notably, Gilda. Rita Hayworth found herself dancing with stars like Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly. Eventually, she settled down and married a prince.
The next time somebody tells you the path to success is “just be yourself,” tell them Rita’s inspirational story. It’s all about skin-bleaching.
Read more: 5 Celebrity Careers Launched by Ethnic Makeovers | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_17501_5-celebrity-careers-launched-by-ethnic-makeovers.html#ixzz1tm0jzRI7

shortiduwop:

I had to do more research because this blew my mind. I found this article on Crack.com

I took out the part about her Bleaching her skin. Not because others don’t agree but because the more investigated the more unlikely it was. yes she was from spain and apparently of Mediterrian  decent but she was also white which means she tans just as well as she becomes pale.  Also skin lightening permanently damages your skin, If she had been doing so I think it would have been more noticeable. its extremly hard to bleach or lighten your skin without it being noticeable especially in those times.  However what I do notice with my own eyes, not just this picture but others is that her nose looks narrow and maybe she got some work done her teeth  after her makeover. I don’t want to slander and accuse someone of  altering their skin color if not true because its no joke 

One of the defining silver screen sex symbols, Rita Hayworth was born with the much less American-sounding name, Margarita Carmen Cansino.

She was raised in a Spanish dance family, and spent much of her childhood dancing in bars (see? It’s totally a legitimate way to raise a kid.) After Hayworth, er, Cansino’s father moved the family to Hollywood, the 16-year-old signed with Fox studios. She tried a few minor roles, but never got her big break. Fox studios decided not to renew her option.

The Metamorphosis:

Columbia Pictures came along and, not being much for political correctness, pretty much told Cansino that her lack of success was due to her being way too Spanish-y. So, Cansino agreed to go along with a few surgical processes, such as:

A. Painful Hairline Electrolysis

Cansino had a low hairline, which pegged her as a Latina. This is the same discrimination which kept Vega out of the World Warrior tournament, until he wore a mask to conceal his hairline.

Cansino submitted to getting electric shocks to kill her follicles and stop them from growing. Keep in mind this is the 1930s, when “anaesthesiology” usually meant “stroking your hand while you chugged from a flask of bourbon.” Next time you have a hot hair curler or a live wire, poke yourself in the forehead with it several hundred times. Now you’re as pretty as Rita Hayworth… well, not yet, you still need some…

C. Hair Color and Name Change

Carmen Cansino became Rita Hayworth. Her dark hair was died auburn. The transformation complete, Rita Hayworth now looked Saltine enough for Columbia:

Not five years before, the young immigrant’s daughter was dancing in smoky bars for coins. After her “honky-fication,” she became the hottest thing in sanctioned Armed Forces self-pleasure. A picture of her kneeling on a bed in a nightgown sold 5 million copies. Her likeness was fashioned on the side of atomic bombs.

Columbia starred Hayworth in many successful pictures, most notably, Gilda. Rita Hayworth found herself dancing with stars like Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly. Eventually, she settled down and married a prince.

The next time somebody tells you the path to success is “just be yourself,” tell them Rita’s inspirational story. It’s all about skin-bleaching.


Read more: 5 Celebrity Careers Launched by Ethnic Makeovers | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_17501_5-celebrity-careers-launched-by-ethnic-makeovers.html#ixzz1tm0jzRI7

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teaat2am:


and bonus

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and bonus




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Everyone has to leave. And I will say that when I do leave, it’s not because I see something better or anything like that. It’s just that it’s time. When I do leave, it will be the hardest thing. This is my seventh year, and I mean, that’s my family, it’s my heart, it’s New York, to me. But you know, you have to leave things that you love.

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mawraelle:

AHAHAH for my best friends: Gretchen and Kristin <3

thedailywhat:

Grown Up Advice of the Day: Don Draper Jon Hamm recently sat for an “Ask A Grown Man” interview, a RookieMag feature in which teen girls ask the questions. As such, we learn in this video about Hamm’s wardrobe preferences; how he feels about making out vs. going all the way; and farting.

Don’t miss Paul Rudd’s interview.

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YES.

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mhilton215:



Oh god why would you even&#8212;

mhilton215:

Oh god why would you even—

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